I’m Worried Now !

2007 year of the cow… Mad Cow disease,
2008 year of the bird… Avian flu,
2009 year of the pig… Swine flu,
2010 year of the cock……….

anyone else worried?
(The above blagged from my Facebook friend Brandy Bliss…. lovely name ain’t it…… and she’s a fine looking Gal too….)

On a lighter note….. its fekkin’ cold outside, we got some snow in the early hours of yesterday morning, this morning me little pet weather station thingy says its 24F, thats eight degrees below soddin’ freezing !!!

I’m still Freegling….. (luckily not an arrestable offence in the UK..) Now have one of them DAB radios, well posh here now, digital radio to listen to…. also got a Gameboy with two cartridges… both the same – Tetris, luckily I like the game, and an HP Pavilion tower for playing around with, then found it’s sans graphics card, not even onboard, thinks I have one someplace here so when I’m awake and a good rummage won’t disturb my neighbour (they don’t like it you know….) I’ll hunt it out and fire the thing up……

Right, time for that rummage, folks is awake……
Seeya

Who?

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt’!
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents’ objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt’, you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

What a week, and its only bloody tuesday, facebook going tits up on a far too regular basis, a freegler thats already cried off three times, admittedly due to a family bereavement but he set the collection times, not me….. the weather is cracking up yet again, yesterday it was so dull the security lights, on photocell sensors, stayed on all day, and now the forecast says more snow and well below freezing yet again………
I’m peeved you know, seriously peeved……..

So, its now 1812hrs, still no sign of aforementioned freegler, I have a small bottle of brandy to get through and my arthritic knee is using bad language, actually I think its ‘fuck off and hurt’ in something akin to outer mongolian…….. Oh, and did I say facebook is shite right now?

On Me Arse !

Bin day today, took the two wheelie bins out to the roadside last night not realising just how icy the path around this block actually was….. yep, I ended up arse over elbow!, escaped with a banged up elbow and a bruised arse so I got off lightly this time…. trouble is the bins have been emptied and now need bringing back around the back of my place……. wish me luck!

Well, had loadsa snow, now gone but more supposedly on the way for the new year, had a week or so with no telephone or internet due to a corroded cable outside on the pole, new years eve will see me in bed before midnight for a change, no booze, no party invites and no real wish to bother with the whole mess anyway…… and its hailing outside right now…….

Apart from that I’ll be glad to see the back of this year, too many things going wrong for a start, 2010 will see me seek some new friends to replace the one’s lost in 2009, I’m going to try and spend more time for me too instead of worrying about what others want or need…..

So, have a good and happy 2010 my friends.